Astromarketing Audit + Tarot reading
You have been building something beautiful, but lately it feels like the strategy and the soul are living in different zip codes. The numbers look fine, but the frequency feels off. You are tired of marketing advice that ignores the fact that you are a human running a business, not a robot optimising a funnel.
This is where astrology and tarot stop being party tricks and start becoming business intelligence.
What it is
A private, 60-minute deep-dive session where we audit your company through two lenses at once:
Your astrological birth chart (or your business incorporation chart: the moment your company was born matters just as much as your own) reveals the innate strengths, blind spots, and natural cycles of your work in the world. We look at where your purpose lives in the sky, which seasons favour growth versus consolidation, and why certain strategies have felt like swimming upstream.
Your tarot spread answers the practical questions your spreadsheet cannot. How are you actually getting to the next level? What is the invisible blockage? What aligned action is being asked of you right now, and what outdated pattern needs to be released?
What you will walk away with
Clarity on your company’s true north: what you are actually here to do, not what the industry says you should do.
A seasonal strategy map: which cosmic windows to push, which to rest, and how to stop fighting your own timeline.
Tarot insights on the current energetic landscape of your business: the one key shift that will unlock momentum.
A recording of the session so you can revisit the guidance when Mercury inevitably tests your patience.
Who this is for
Founders and creative directors who know that intuition is not the opposite of strategy. It is the prerequisite. If you are launching, pivoting, or simply exhausted from forcing growth that does not fit, this audit tunes your business back to its original signal.
The investment
60 minutes. One honest conversation with the stars. A strategy that finally feels like yours.
Book your Astro-Strategic Audit
Reply to this email or click below to claim your session. We only open a handful of these per month, because this work requires presence, not production-line efficiency.
Your business already knows where it wants to go. Let us read the map together.
P.S. No prior astrology knowledge required. Bring your birth data (date, time, and place) and your business incorporation date if you have it. If you do not know your exact birth time, we work with what the universe has given us. It is always enough.
You have been building something beautiful, but lately it feels like the strategy and the soul are living in different zip codes. The numbers look fine, but the frequency feels off. You are tired of marketing advice that ignores the fact that you are a human running a business, not a robot optimising a funnel.
This is where astrology and tarot stop being party tricks and start becoming business intelligence.
What it is
A private, 60-minute deep-dive session where we audit your company through two lenses at once:
Your astrological birth chart (or your business incorporation chart: the moment your company was born matters just as much as your own) reveals the innate strengths, blind spots, and natural cycles of your work in the world. We look at where your purpose lives in the sky, which seasons favour growth versus consolidation, and why certain strategies have felt like swimming upstream.
Your tarot spread answers the practical questions your spreadsheet cannot. How are you actually getting to the next level? What is the invisible blockage? What aligned action is being asked of you right now, and what outdated pattern needs to be released?
What you will walk away with
Clarity on your company’s true north: what you are actually here to do, not what the industry says you should do.
A seasonal strategy map: which cosmic windows to push, which to rest, and how to stop fighting your own timeline.
Tarot insights on the current energetic landscape of your business: the one key shift that will unlock momentum.
A recording of the session so you can revisit the guidance when Mercury inevitably tests your patience.
Who this is for
Founders and creative directors who know that intuition is not the opposite of strategy. It is the prerequisite. If you are launching, pivoting, or simply exhausted from forcing growth that does not fit, this audit tunes your business back to its original signal.
The investment
60 minutes. One honest conversation with the stars. A strategy that finally feels like yours.
Book your Astro-Strategic Audit
Reply to this email or click below to claim your session. We only open a handful of these per month, because this work requires presence, not production-line efficiency.
Your business already knows where it wants to go. Let us read the map together.
P.S. No prior astrology knowledge required. Bring your birth data (date, time, and place) and your business incorporation date if you have it. If you do not know your exact birth time, we work with what the universe has given us. It is always enough.